foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

Satellite High - The Bus Is Late
539,399 plays!

nearly-headless-horseman:

must-be-a-thursday:

First time listening:

Second time listening:

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Third time listening:

WAITING FOR THE BUS TOOK A PICTURE OF ANOTHER BUS WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS AS THE SUN CAME UP BUT THE SUN AIN’T OUT NO MORE CAUSE IT’S GREY WAITING FOR THE BUS THERE’S A GREY ONE BLUE ONE A RED ONE ALL OF THEM TURNED AWAY I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS GOTTA CATCH A BUS GOTTA WATCH NEWS GOTTA REGIMENT A PLAN FOR THE DAY

BUS

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This beat is so sick, it never falters, even thru all of the transitions omg what is this alien beauty?

Warning Major Spoiler!

onesentencemusings:

bagelr:

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Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.

idontevenknow-anymore:

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[[Edit: I put all of this on the original post so it’s easier to find, haha, I should have done this in the first place, but I’m dumb]]

hold up

lovelydeck:

pass-the-sass-please:

okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

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can we all just take a moment

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to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits

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like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!

wilford-warfstache:

Please take a moment to appreciate Wade’s bedroom eyes

badbridgetslikemeishardtocomeby:

badbridgetslikemeishardtocomeby:

HEY NERDLORDS.  YA WANT HOARNS?  YA GOT HOARNS.

Basically a giveaway because I’M HYPED AS SHIT BECASE 100 WHOLE FOLLOWERS.

Prizes:

1 pair of horns!

(I know that’s not very exciting-sounding, but I don’t expect this to go far so I’ll just give away 1 pair, headband and magical screws included.  If you hadn’t guessed from my pictures up there, you can hide the headband under a wig due to the magic screws. *gasp*)

Rules:

  • Rebagles and likes count!
  • Don’t have to follow me, but I’ll love you forever and I reblog a lot of gay lady fanart?
  • The winner should be random, I’m not sure which generator to use yet, but I’ll work on that.

I also take comissions, so if you don’t win but would like to do an art trade or bake me cookies or something message me!  :D

edit: I also do propwork, and if this gets like a ton of notes I’ll consider making a first prize winner or something.  Good luck everybody!  :3

Also the end date is September 30th!  Good Luck!  AGAIN!

Rebagling this to give a decisive answer to the multi-prize thing: IF this whole shebang reaches 500 notes then I’ll split this three ways:

1st prize: 3 pairs of horns of your choice OR a full prop.

2nd prize: 2 pairs of horns or a mid to small sized prop.

3rd prize: 1 pair of horns or a small prop/accessory.

ask-gallows-callibrator:

bl1ndfoldk1nd:

lactoria:

henthark:

edgargore:

THEY HAVE NO IDEA

Actually I think Damara is genuinely nice to them. I think she’s happy to meet new people because they don’t know her past. She can start over and maybe have a chance to fit in with a group and have friends again.

I FUCKING LOVE DAMARA.

YES THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FELT ABOUT HER

DAMARA WENT THROUGH SO MUCH SHIT
SHE IS THE LOWEST FUCKING BLOOD ON SPECTRUM (ON SPECTRUM. MEANING KANKRI DONT COUNT)
SHE GOT WITH A GUY SHE THOUGHT LIKED HER WHO ENDED UP CHEATING ON HER THEN BREAKING UP WITH HER
AND MEENAH FUCKING BULLIED THE SHIT OUT OF HER RELENTLESSLY AND TEASED HER ABOUT RUFIOH BREAKING UP WITH HER, AND HELL SHE IS ALREADY SORE ABOUT THAT
AND I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE IN THIS FANDOM WHO HAS BEEN BULLIED
THINK OF IT LIKE SOME OF THE BULLYING YOU WENT THROUGH???
BUT LIKE IT WAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND OR THE PRESIDENT BULLYING YOU AND THEY JUST NEVER EVER FUCKING STOPPED NO MATTER WHAT
SO YEAH SHE SNAPPED. AND YEAH SHE BROKE RUFIOH AND I THINK KILLED MEENAH BUT LIKE
FUCK ME IF THEY DIDNT SORT OF DESERVE A PUNISHMENT
nowhere near that harsh of one,
BUT SERIOUSLY I DONT BLAME HER FROM GOING INSANE. SHE GETS ENOUGH SHIT DAILY PROBABLY SINCE SHE DOESNT SPEAK ENGLISH(alternian?) WELL AND IS THE LOWEST BLOOD BUT LIKE
AFTER ALL THAT SHIT
I DONT KNOW DAMARA HAS BEEN THROUGH ALOT AND SHE DESERVES ALOT MORE CREDIT THAN SHE GETS. SHE IS A STRONG INDEPENDENT RED BLOODED TROLL WHO DESERVE HELLS OF ALOT MORE RESPECT THAN SHE GETS

Plus i mean you guys cant say it isnt funny, the way she teases people by being bluntly sexual towards those that she dislikes just to confuse them since they cant understand her well enough to know shes saying “fuck me in x y z ways” or whatever
She’s also hella cute
So fuck all y’all who hate on her ass

joshpeck:

this is art

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

evererika:

deepinmyb0nes:

iamprogress:

"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."

TTTHHHIIISSSSS

A+
graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

queen-of-fallen-angels:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

teacupsandcyanide:

I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

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setting Rose loose

Accuracy: 100%

fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK